Sayonara, Dattebayo!
Since Dattebayo stopped subbing by episode 91, I couldn’t decide which Naruto Shippuuden fansubbings are best to download. I have no idea which fansubs can rival DB’s (of whom even said “Unfortunately, DB was the only English group that was up to date with Naruto Shippuuden releases. At this time, there are no other options.”).
But, ah, second-best will have to do at this time. So does anyone know what this second-best fansubbing organization is? HorribleSubs? Taka? AnimeBento? KGSubs?
Help is always appreciated. 
Classroom Conversations - Chapter 1; Exploring Doratories
From this day forward, I shall be writing/recoding and putting pieces of events together of my life at my current college. Sort of a ‘class journal’; just for sheer fun and humor.
Oh you know you care.
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Chapter 1; Exploring Doratories
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One fine day, a very boring class called General Sociology popped into the epitome of existence.
What’s that? You don’t know what ‘a very boring class called General Sociology’ looks like, you say?
:insert audience nods here:
Oh, my warthoggyhog! Have you been living in a cave?
:insert cicada noises here:
Well, since I’m ever so generous (no I don’t simply want to rant!), I shall provide for you a verbal illustration, a very verbal illustration. So read well, little angels.
Have you ever heard of… Dora the Explorer?
Oh, riff-raff! I’m sure as day that you have.
I’d like you to picture her after 9824598017 years of aging, with still the same features as hairstyle, complexion, and creepy smile. And oh, wearing a pair of glasses bought from directly from the far away land of Loserville for a dollar (buy now and get 37 free) and the standard teachers’ uniform from our school.
That done, place this funny-looking monster (of which you have pictured in your head, btw. ack) at the very front of inside the classroom. And oh, it talks. A fucking lot. SLOOOOWWWWWLLLAAAAAHHHHHYYYYYY.
That done as well, picture, maybe, around 50 middle-class type, wooden school-chairs (with attached desks) and pop a student, here and there, in random seats, with some of them grouped and some, scattered. And since our whole school is generally mid-class, I guess you’re going to have to imagine most things you find as mid-class.
Now…
Let the boredom initiate!
Mayie, of who is totally my bitch by the way, got tired of the tiny saliva spits (courtesy of Dora the Walking Talking) ever constantly showered on her face and decided to pass notes with yours truly. At least, I think so.
Point is, I saw her look at me, mumble some words I couldn’t quite get, roll her eyes at me not getting what she was trying to say, rip a piece of paper out of nowhere (yes, she is quite the magician), and scribble on it with a pen that looked suspiciously like my missing one.
Ignoring her, I turned my attention to what the so-called teacher was saying. I thought, ‘Fine, just this time, I’ll listen. A little. Maybe.’
BUT! The trusty imagination gears in my brain clinked otherwise.
No, seriously, I saw a huge-ass grand piano fall through the roof and hit the babbling baboon herself right on the brains. IT WAS SO FERKING KEWL! The piano had metal spikes underneath, by the way. And explosive clay.
(Hey, that rhymed! XD)
Hey I’m being honest here! I most certainly DID NOT imagine that on intention. Honest! Peksman! CROSS MY HEART, HOPE TO DIE!
But, ah, it felt sooooooooooo darned good. I might just do it again..
When, as convenient as it was, a small piece of paper was shoved onto my desk like a bat out of hell. Understanding it was from Mayie, of who is totally my bitch by the way (sorry I can’t help it); I took it immediately and read it with utmost interest.
Shall I read it to you?
Aw, shucks. Fiiiiiiineeeeeeee.
It read:
dang, edi kasi I Mikel kitang na nung pilan la reng teeth tamo, 32 diba? sbi na kano “feeling ko kang maam ali lamu 32” hahaha
(Translation:
Dang, so Mikel asked Ma’am how many teeth we have all in all, 32, right? Then he said, “I have a feeling It’s not just 32 for Ma’am..” Hahaha!)
Hah! Hahaha!
Frankly, I didn’t get it.
Being the dimwit that I am, I decline to think and try to comprehend the previous statement and ask Mayie, herself, how she found this funny or interesting at all. Then she told me to watch Dora-evolved’s mouth/teeth and see; witness the crime unpaid with my own eyes.
And, BY JOVE!
If I counted right, those looked like they could reach a whopping number of fifty! FIFTY! FTW!
It was like the person up there who designed her had a bunch of extra teeth so, unfortunate for her, he poured heaping permanent glue on them and shoved ‘em randomly into her mouth.
Ahck.
I feel terribly thankful for not being unlucky. Or at least for having caring parents who work their fat asses off to pay for my dentals. Thankful, I tell you, THANKFUL!
So anyway, I finally got my guts in place from all the hysterical laughing and, at the same time, grotesque gagging and wrote back.
eku neman pagnasan asbuk ne! eww. kadal kuna a-imagine ways to die na!
1. Atin lungub tiger keng rum kayi kanan ne lupa i ma’am.
2. Atin datang madakal a ninja kayi magstampede la over mam.
3. matisud ya kayi mapukpuk ya lupa keng board thus breaking her glasses na tumarak keng mata na. BOTH EYES.
4. itang gm ku, remember? (I GMed how I saw the piano fall on her. Lulz)
5. Apangan ne itang chalk kayi mag choke ya to death.
6. magasthma ya dahil ‘marimla’ (innuendo right there, yeah?) kayi mandam yang inhaler, na ali ku biye, then magasthma ya to death.
7. atin dumalan na blade over our head, na uling makalukluk tamu, ali tamu maturan, i mam mu.
(Translation:
It’s not like I lust for her mouth to notice that! Eww. I’ve imagined so many ways-to-die for her already!
1. A tiger comes into the room and eats Ma’am’s face off.
2. A large number of ninjas stampede over Ma’am.
3. She trips and hits her face on the board thus breaking her glasses which stab into her eye. BOTH EYES.
4. My GM, remember?
5. She eats the chalk she is holding and chokes to death.
6. She has asthma because of the ‘cold’ and asks for an inhaler, which I won’t lend, then she asthmas to death.
7. A huge-ass blade swishes right over our heads, and since we are sitting down, it won’t get to touch us, just Ma’am.)
Also trying to keep her insides in place from hysterical laughing, she tried her best to write back, all the while giggling like a maniac, since she was such a good, good friend.
wahaha! the best ya itang makashade! (she seemed to have shaded the first line with bright, green, Stabillo highlighter) dang ali ku apigilan, mayli kung masikan! AS IN! ali naman ibig sabihin apansin mi ita, pagnasan miya asbuk. check this out: what if habang magsalita ya ayakmul ne ing ipan na then magseizure ya dahil keta. then pinulayi tamu, kilung taya keng room Like nothing tragic is happening. tapos atin cowboy na dinatang tinali ne keng bull, tapos mepatanan yang cactus (giant cactus) and blue whale! hahahaha.
(Translation:
Wahaha! The line shaded is the best! Dang, I can’t help it, I’ll laugh out loud! AS IN! Just because we noticed that doesn’t mean we found her mouth attractive. Check this out: what if she swallows her teeth while she is talking and has seizure because of it, then we run, lock her inside the room like nothing tragic is happening. Then a cowboy who came tied her to a bull, and then she gets squished by a cactus (giant cactus) and a blue whale! Hahahaha.)
Now, tell me, honestly, isn’t that just weird? No, really. That is pretty damn weird, right?
It is.
Dana kaweirduhan! Haha. Buri ku magadgad ya lupa keng cactus. As in ali mune akilala! YEAH!!!
btw, apanaginipan ke I Deidara. ala lang.
Dang buri kung drawing detang ways to die na! drawing mula pen!
(Translation:
Son of a, that’s fucking weird! Haha. I want her face to grind gorishly hard into the cactus. You won’t be able to recognize her! YEAH!!!
By the way, I dreamt about Deidara. Just saying.
Dang, I want to draw those ways-to-die! You make a drawing!)
And with that, time flied so fleeting fast, we didn’t even notice class was already over when Mayie finished her perfectly BEAUTIFUL works of dynamic art!
You want see? Let me show you them, un.
ARONT THEY PRETTYFULS?
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FIN
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So that’s the end of that. Pleasantries, everyone.
No, she didn’t actually die… not… yet, anyway.