Classroom Conversations - Chapter 2; Eksena Keng DevRed
Warning: There are parts in this blog entry which may be mildly offensive to some readers. In other words, “SCRAM, KIDS!”.
Other than that, enjoy!
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EKSENA KENG DEVRED
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Once upon a time keng DevRed class, a couple dialogue boxes appeared into existence…
Mayi: Hosh, patext.
Hoshi: Huh.
Mayi: Ay, paSEKS. Horhor.
Hoshi: (excited) Ay suuuuuuuureeeeeee. XD *tapal cellphone*
Mayi: *text text text text*
Hoshi: blablablablabla
Mayi: Oy, ot failed ya?
Hoshi: …
Mayi: …
Hoshi: Ala kung load.
Mayi: …
Hoshi: …
Mayi: I hate you…
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DevRed - Developmental Reading is a subject on grammar, vocabulary, reading comprehension, and ABC. This course is most appropriate for elementary level students. Yes, we is stoopids.
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For those who may be quite confused as to why they couldn’t understand a number of words and phrases from this entry; I almost forgot to remind everyone, I wrote this one in Kapampangan (this is the language we speak here in Pampanga. Note that this is not a vernacular, rather, it is one of the major languages in the Philippines) language.
I guess now it’s safe to say that this entry isn’t exactly reader-friendly. 